Strange Creature
Be Careful, There Are Strange Creatures Lurking In The Dark...
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
(via lastofthetimeladies)
oh my god so “chingar” is “to fuck” in spanish so i was like “lol i wonder if you can say ‘chíngate’ to tell someone to fuck themselves” but when i typed it into google translate it said something so much worse oh my GOD
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
i think there’s like a fucking owl right outside my window
i opened my window and wow thats a lot of owls
THESE ARE NOT NORMAL OWL SOUNDS
I THINK OWLS ARE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
You’ve ignored your Hogwarts letter for far too long. They’re resorting to drastic measures.
