Strange Creature
Be Careful, There Are Strange Creatures Lurking In The Dark...
Be Careful, There Are Strange Creatures Lurking In The Dark...
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
(via lastofthetimeladies)
oh my god so “chingar” is “to fuck” in spanish so i was like “lol i wonder if you can say ‘chíngate’ to tell someone to fuck themselves” but when i typed it into google translate it said something so much worse oh my GOD
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
i think there’s like a fucking owl right outside my window
i opened my window and wow thats a lot of owls
THESE ARE NOT NORMAL OWL SOUNDS
I THINK OWLS ARE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
You’ve ignored your Hogwarts letter for far too long. They’re resorting to drastic measures.

